AH BENG

yi_shiang · 6th April 2008, 19:51

Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU , lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle toa friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".

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At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
and his companion says , "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"

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AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean
Why did Ah Beng go to a X-rated movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !

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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "

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Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes " Yes"

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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one scoop of ice cream"

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After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

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Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks
his picture is being taken.

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Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.

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Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help'
command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer
retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!"

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Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah â€“ but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah" "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what happened to the other ear ?" Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back again lah !!!!"

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OrangGila · 6th April 2008, 20:15

ah benk lagi

numpang

aja ah

Sparda · 6th April 2008, 23:43

weks ah beng is back

blekep · 7th April 2008, 03:00

it singaporian

KidD01 · 7th April 2008, 17:50

weks.......Ah Beng

"Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"

ptemondous · 7th April 2008, 18:07

ah Beng.....lucu dah..

blekep · 8th April 2008, 03:45

polos ih...

Nook · 8th April 2008, 07:03

I think Ah Beng is Yih Shiank

Sparda · 8th April 2008, 10:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nook

I think Ah Beng is Yih Shiank

agree

blekep · 8th April 2008, 15:49

setubuh !!!

kuro2yeri · 8th April 2008, 17:22

ah benk siapakah dia? wekekeke

blekep · 9th April 2008, 14:45

baca reply sebelum na dung !!

KidD01 · 13th April 2008, 13:49

The Return of Ah Beng

blekep · 18th April 2008, 19:38

aya^chan · 30th September 2008, 12:12

di updet dunk

yi_shiang · 30th September 2008, 15:20

lo aja bikin sendiri

aya^chan · 30th September 2008, 19:27

kan itu kisah nyata ys

yi_shiang · 30th September 2008, 19:49

kayaknya sih ifon

Nook · 1st October 2008, 11:09

Eng Gak Ah It is Yih Shiank lah...

lagi_nungguin · 3rd October 2008, 00:15

Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks
his picture is being taken.

6th April 2008, 19:51	#1 (permalink)
yi_shiang good luck Member No: 2 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SIN - CGK Posts: 2,831 Thanks: 67 Thanked 15 Times in 11 Posts	AH BENG Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator. Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?" Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..." Ah Beng : "THANK YOU , lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE. ######################################### After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle toa friend. "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags. "FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims. "YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS". ######################################### At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says , "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE". The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?" Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah" ######################################### AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean Why did Ah Beng go to a X-rated movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 not allowed Lah ! ######################################### Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop. Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?" Salesgirl : "Yes !" Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please " ######################################### Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes " Yes" ######################################### Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object. Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?" Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask." Ah Beng : "What does it do ?" Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" Ah Beng : "I'll buy it" The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask Boss : "What is that shiny object ?" Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask." Boss : "What does it do ?" Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" Boss : "What do you have in it !?" Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one scoop of ice cream" ######################################### After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes. ######################################### Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken. ######################################### Why can't Ah Beng dial 911? Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone. ######################################### Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support. Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!" ######################################### Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah â€“ but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah" "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what happened to the other ear ?" Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back again lah !!!!" ######################################### __________________

6th April 2008, 20:15	#2 (permalink)
OrangGila Senior Member Member No: 14 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hutan Posts: 493 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 3 Posts	ah benk lagi numpang aja ah __________________ ~ feelings aren't logical...to seriously contemplate over something that behaves illogically is a waste of time ~

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blekep Senior Member Member No: 9 Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,773 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	it singaporian __________________

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blekep Senior Member Member No: 9 Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,773 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	polos ih... __________________

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Nook Senior Member Member No: 19 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Jakarta, Indonesia Posts: 682 Thanks: 2 Thanked 13 Times in 13 Posts	I think Ah Beng is Yih Shiank __________________

6th April 2008, 23:43	#3 (permalink)
Sparda The Last Uchiha Member No: 4 Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 326 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	weks ah beng is back

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KidD01 Senior Member Member No: 6 Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 576 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	weks.......Ah Beng "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"

7th April 2008, 18:07	#6 (permalink)
ptemondous Senior Member Member No: 43 Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 373 Thanks: 3 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	ah Beng.....lucu dah..

8th April 2008, 15:49	#10 (permalink)
blekep Senior Member Member No: 9 Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,773 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	setubuh !!! __________________

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kuro2yeri Member Member No: 42 Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 45 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	ah benk siapakah dia? wekekeke

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blekep Senior Member Member No: 9 Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,773 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	baca reply sebelum na dung !! __________________

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KidD01 Senior Member Member No: 6 Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 576 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	The Return of Ah Beng

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30th September 2008, 19:27	#17 (permalink)
aya^chan Senior Member Member No: 308 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 157 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	kan itu kisah nyata ys __________________

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yi_shiang good luck Member No: 2 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SIN - CGK Posts: 2,831 Thanks: 67 Thanked 15 Times in 11 Posts	kayaknya sih ifon __________________

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